Sunday, October 14, 2007

Team Fortress 2... Counter-Strike On Testoserone


"KABOOOOM!!", such words of victorious tastiness... coming out of a black Scottish guy, with an eye patch and a grenade launcher. Beauty.
Yes, I picked up The Orange Box for the Xbox 360. And yes, it makes Halo 3 look like a worn out hooker.

I was a HUGE Team Fortress Classic fan, in fact, I loved it more than Counter-Strike. It never took itself too seriously, the maps were like playgrounds, and the scenarios were awesome. I used to n00b it up in 2fort with a Heavy Weapons Guy, cause I had horrible aim and my mouse ball was fucking up. The sniper was a huge favorite for me in TFC as well. In Team Fortress 2 though, I can't play the Heavy or the Sniper for shit. The heavy's not cheap anymore, and the sniper's FOV is nuts, plus the shots aren't instant kills anymore. Oh well, I guess balanced classes are ok too...


I love Team Fortress 2, I'm just gonna stop there, I love it. It brings back the feeling of fun online multiplayer in which you don't have to listen to the 'tard dwarves on Gears Of War or the Halo frat-boys who would go so far as to verbally tea-bag you because you walked into their bubble shield unannounced. The players on TF2 are hilarious and fun. I haven't played anyone from the UK yet (since it doesn't come out for another 5 days), but I'm extremely excited to play with them, cause UK players from the UK are the nicest and funniest guys, the deadpan comments are always classic.

My class of choice so far has been the Demoman, oddly enough. He's absolutely unstoppable. I suck with the soldier, and I'm not good enough for the sniper. I still have yet to try out the spy, scout, and engineer. The pyro is ridiculously good, the fire doesn't come off for a long time. so I've burned to death many a time. But yeah, the Demoman is wicked sauce.

Hurry up Valve, make more maps!!



...Don't taze me bro.

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