
Halo 3. You've probably waited in line for it, spent your $59.99 ($69.99 in Canada), you were probably shitting your pants just at the thought of finding your goddamn skulls.
So, hundreds of millions of dollars later, you've all played it, beaten it, fucked around with the forge, etc. So how you feeling? Good? Satisfied? Worth the 3 year wait?
I'll be truly honest here, as an open-minded gamer, I really do think that Halo is one of, if not the most, overrated games ever created. What really grinds my gears is the advertising that Halo's getting like the "Believe" commercial and the interviews with war vets. There are no big battles, no wars, plus all the marines died after 5 minutes anyways since the ally A.I. is ridiculously retarded, especially Arbiter. I had more fun playing Rainbow Six: Vegas, and Gears of War is still leaps and bounds ahead of Halo in terms of next-gen innovation and scope. Bottom line: Halo's campaign sucks the big one, and sucks it hard. It's fun and all, but 8 hours of periodic battles? No thanks, Bungie.
Halo 3 on Xbox Live is madness though. It's equivalent to a drunken sex romp, except everyone hates each other.
By the way, The Orange Box came out today. If you don't buy it, then there is something seriously wrong with you and you need help, fast.
So I'll end this off with my final statement... Valve > Bungie
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